Nobody From Nowhere Junk Removal
“Why call somebody else when you can call nobody.”
Fast, honest junk hauling in Blount County, Tennessee. One firm price, quoted on site. You point, we haul, we sweep up after.
Walland · Maryville · Alcoa · Blount County, TN
What we haul
If it’s in your way and it isn’t hazardous, chances are we can take it. Here’s the usual lineup:
Household junk & general clutter
Boxes, bags, broken bits and the stuff that’s been “temporary” in the corner for three years.
Furniture
Couches, mattresses, tables, dressers — if it’s heavy, awkward, or both, that’s our department.
Appliances
Washers, dryers, refrigerators and other big metal boxes that have hauled their last load.
Garage & estate cleanouts
Whole garages, whole rooms, whole estates — cleared out respectfully and swept clean.
Light construction debris
Remodel leftovers, lumber, drywall and flooring from your latest weekend project.
Hot tubs, swing sets & bulky items
The big, weird, how-did-that-even-get-back-there stuff. We’ll figure it out.
We don’t take hazardous or leaking items. Usable furniture and working appliances are donated where possible, and metal and cardboard are recycled.
Prices — by volume, dump fees built in
One firm price, agreed on site before we start. No line items to negotiate.
| Load | Price | Typical job |
|---|---|---|
| Minimum / single item | $125–$175 | One couch, mattress or appliance, curbside |
| Quarter load | $175–$275 | A few furniture pieces, garage corner |
| Half load | $300–$500 | Room cleanout, small estate batch |
| Three-quarter load | $450–$650 | Large garage, hot tub plus debris |
| Full load | $600–$800 | Full garage, estate floor, eviction cleanout |
Card payments accepted. Payment on completion.
How it works
Three steps, no runaround. Here’s how it’ll go once bookings open:
Send photos
Text us photos of what needs to go — we’ll give you a ballpark range.
Firm price on site
We look at the load in person and agree one price before anything moves.
We haul it, we sweep up
Payment on completion — and we leave the space cleaner than we found it.
Where we work
Based in Blount County, Tennessee — serving Maryville, Alcoa, Walland and the Knoxville / Pigeon Forge corridor, including cabin and short-term-rental turnover in Pigeon Forge, Gatlinburg and Townsend.
Realtors, landlords, property managers and estate-sale companies: ask about repeat / partner work.
Bookings open soon
We’re finishing the last of the setup — truck, trailer and paperwork — before the first job rolls. Estimates will open right here once the business launches.
Want to be first in line when we do? Keep this number handy:
Call or text (865) 333-4942 Email nobodyjunkremoval@gmail.com
About me
Hi, I’m Joe.
For more than 16 years, I worked for a credit-card processor owned by U.S. Bank. Then my job was moved overseas, and I got about an hour’s notice. I had a meeting at 3, I usually left at 4, and just like that the whole team was gone. So what did we do? We met up for lunch the next day and tried to laugh through it — because honestly, laughter makes everything a whole lot better in life.
That night, I came home and got to work on Nobody From Nowhere Junk Removal. Is this a plot twist? Absolutely. Am I out of my comfort zone? Also absolutely. But I’m ready for this new adventure, and your old couch doesn’t stand a chance.
The name is an homage to one of my favorite Jimmy Buffett songs, “Nobody from Nowhere” — RIP, Jimmy. It fits me: I’m a local guy from Walland who shows up, works hard, and treats people right.
I’m married to my wife, Desi, and we’re outnumbered at home by a dachshund and more cats than any couple reasonably needs. They’re our lives most days — we just work here, pay the bills, and open the cans. I have two grown kids and six grandkids, so family is a big part of why I’m building this. I’ve lived in Walland for more than 11 years and have no plans to leave. The beauty of these mountains is unmatched, and this is home.
When I haul your stuff away, I’ll recycle what can be recycled, donate what somebody else can still use, and send the rest off to enjoy its next life with the other discarded treasures at the landfill. One person’s junk may still be junk — but it doesn’t have to live in your garage anymore.
So why call somebody else when you can call Nobody? I look forward to serving you — and hopefully sharing a laugh while we clear the clutter.